hereforpizza:

accioharo:

surlelac:

Dug is the single most accurate portrayal of a dog in anything ever. 

Dug is the best thing to ever happen in the world. Ever.


brucebannrs:

How It Should Have Ended: Frozen [x]


becausebirds:

Have you seen a Toco Toucan hop down stairs lately? Or a Keel-billed Toucan bathe with a glass of restaurant water?


vntgswagg:

ruinedchildhood:

Remember when Carlton lost his virginity?

This episode was just on!


dothelittlethings:

I laugh so much because there isn’t a truer post


chelle-the-zbornak-queen:

piyox22:

義足のmoses

OMG I NEVER THOUGHT I’D SEE THIS AGAIN

GUYS GO WATCH THIS RIGHT NOW YOU WON’T REGRET IT


“Don’t fool yourself. English isn’t inherently superior, or easier to learn, or more sonically pleasing. Its international usage comes from forceful assimilation and legacy of colonialistic injection. It isn’t a deed that one should take pride in.” — my uncle left this comment on his friend’s Facebook status, a white British man who was bragging about how easy it is to be a native English speaker when trekking to different nations. (via maarnayeri)


jonsnowballs:

god bless captain america


samswittyusername:

the-mice-that-started-it-all:

ireallylikegaryoldman:

You know what this adultery needs? SANDWICHES.

I’m quitting this website


puppetparade:

image

are you sure?


adiostoreadumb:

adiostoreadumb:

My snapchats are literally the best

Of all my selfies on tumblr, THESE are the ones to get 30k+ notes. God dammit.


diaryofakanemem:

Send me a number and I’ll tell you my unpopular opinion. 

1. A selection of television programs you do not care for.
2.
A selection of musical artists you do not care for.
3.
A selection of celebrities you couldn’t care less about.
4.
A hobby you “don’t get”.
5.
A habit you find disgusting.
6.
Something in school you really liked doing that everyone else bitched over.
7. Your favorite household chore.
8.
Popular video games that make you go “meh”.
9.
PC or MAC?
10.
A sport you don’t like, for whatever reason.
11.
A sport you really like, for whatever reason.
12.
Television programs you love but have gotten shit for liking.
13.
Musical artists you love but have gotten shit for liking.
14.
A hobby you have/find interesting that other people bother you over/make fun of.
15.
A habit you have that other people bug you over.
16.
Something in school you hating doing and it felt like everyone else loved.
17.
The household chore that makes you want to shoot your own face off.
18.
A selection of video games that you enjoy that perhaps you really shouldn’t.
19.
A celebrity crush that maybe even you don’t understand.
20.
Free rant on whatever grinds your gears at the moment.


unculture:

the rock is fucking precious